Cute Messages

A LOVE STORY: ONCE A MOSQUITO FALL
IN LOVE WITH A HEN.
ONE DAY THEY KISSED EACH OTHER,
HEN DIED OF MALARIA AND
MOSQUITO DIED OF BIRD-FLU

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I wanted to send some thing special
to make you smile but the post man said
I must get out of the post box.


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A special smile a special face
A special someone no one can replace
I love u and always will
You've filled a space no one could fill

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When u feel cold and warm at the same time
when u read over the same line for the tenth time
when ur heart and thoughts somehow appear to rhyme
and when a simple name conquers ur whole mind
then u are in deep trouble my friend u are in what they call, love.

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A Perfect Gift for U today
Absoloutely at no Cost,
Non-taxable,
Silent Peformance,
Extremly Personal,
Fully Returnable
it's a SMILE from me.
Enjoy and take care

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Sometimes,
its amazing how easily we fall in love
with someone who simply smiles,
talks or stares at us.
the only hard thing to do
is to make that person fall 4 us.
I'm falling for you.

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If you are in a dark room,
yoU find blood everywhere &
walls are shaking
dont worry friend.....
you are at da safest place
you are in my heart....

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Whenever you feel blue, I wl be there for you,
Whenever you are sad, I wl stay by your side,
Whenever you need some1 to love.
I will always be there for you to have.

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Birdy birdy on the sky droppd a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy , cows cannot fly!

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In the morning I do not eat bcoz I think of you, at noon I do not eat bcoz I think of you, in the evening I do not eat bcoz I think of you, at night I do not sleep becose I'm hungry.

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Im afraid to close my eyes becoz I might think of you.
Im afraid to open them becoz I might see you.
Im afraid to move my lips becoz I might speak of you.
Im afraid to listen becoz I might hear my heart fall for you.

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Keep on planting good deeds! In his own time,
& in his own way, the lord will send the harvest.
Like He send U to me

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I always thought loving sumone was the best feeling, but I realized the loving a friend is even better, we lose people we love people but we nevr lose true friends.

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The sun had risen from the east and birds are singing happily and butterflies are around the flowerz. It is time to wake up and give a big stretch and say gud morning to you..

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May be God wants yoU to meet a few wrong peopl before meeting the right, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.

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Forgive my eyes for admiring your beauty. you stole my heartthe moment you looked at meee, call me crazzy call me insaneee every timeee my heart beats it mentions your name.

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A memory lasts for ever and never does it die. True friendz stay together & never say gud byeee.

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Meeting yoU was luck, becoming your friend was abundance, but falling in love with you was completely out of my mind.

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A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home

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I have a new camera
your snap please...
don't move
1
2
3
smile please
ready
ohho
those who live in someones heart can't have a snap!!!

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once i heard dat sum one called ur name.
i luked back to seee,
buh there was no one
sudddenly i realised that its my heart beat,
remembering you.

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Under the sea, there lays a rock, in the rock, there is an envelopeee, in the envelopeee, there is a paper, on the paper, there are three wordz "Forget me not"

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A Beautyful Girl Goes to Skin Specialist Doctor and Asks:
Mujhey Apney Jisam Se Bohat Piyar Hai, So Mujhey Nahaaney
Se Pehlay Kiya Lagaana Chahiye..?
Doctor: Bath room Kee Kundee.

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Sardaar in a Cofffeee Cafe with his wife.
Sardaar: jaldee Pee
Cofffeee Thundee Ho Jaye gee.
Wife: Tou Kiyaa Ho gaa?
Sardaar: Baywakoof Menu card Daykh,
Hot Cofffeeee 35 Rs &
Cold Cofffeee 50 Rs

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